Lawl Starcraft

For my first post on our gaming related blog, I must post this chat from a SC2 match that had me in stitches.

Starcraft 2 multiplayer game:

Randomsniper: Hi sexy
Luxmaximus (me): Hello
Randomsniper: u think u could let me win this round, just 1
Luxmaximus: Sure
Randomsniper: thx baby
Randomsniper: ok I'm starting to build up stuff sexy
Luxmaximus: :)

-By now I have a fleet of protoss spaceships-

Randomsniper: u live in america?
Luxmaximus: Yes
Randomsniper: state
Luxmaximus: NJ
Randomsniper: me too
Luxmaximus: Cool
Randomsniper: ;)
Randomsniper: where are you? (In the game map)
Luxmaximus: In the lower left side.
Randomsniper: k babe
Randomsniper: hay ok wat city
Luxmaximus: Union Beach
Randomsniper: omfg rlly!!! me too
Luxmaximus: I doubt that.
Randomsniper: holy crap!!!!! idk but thats fukign crazy
Luxmaximus: Ok, what street is Ader's bar in?
Randomsniper: wtf is that?

-I proceed to zap his entire ground infantry with laser beams-

Randomsniper: i thought you said youd lt me win!
Luxmaximus: Haha I lied :D

- I sweep his base clean-

Randomsniper: So am I sexy?
Luxmaximus: How the hell would I know that?
Randomsniper: lol
Luxmaximus: Good game though, I didn't expect that many marines.
Randomsniper: ...
Randomsniper: let me win plz
Luxmaximus: Haha no
Luxmaximus: I know, I'm a dick, right?
Randomsniper: .. o ya
Luxmaximus: That's what my girl tells me
Randomsniper: ur girl is also mine

*Luxmaximus wins, game over*

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